This is my video debut. Totally destroying a $500 (£300) business suit with food. Then I rip the suit and blouse to shreds before being slapped hard in the face with big heavy pies.
I've been asked to present a cookery show but unfortunately I haven't been provided with any bowls, utensils or wo... see more |
The full set, full-size at full resolution, it's the best 150 pics from my dozen days of destruction, "The 12 Days of Sploshmess," only a few of which (small and low res) wowed the Splosh! Forum over the festive period. Now enjoy it to the max for the 1st time or the 500th!
Based very loosely on... see more |
Welcome to Splosh!'s very own breakfast TV show, 'Start the Day with Ophelia Pecker' as seen in their third film 'Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns'--a compilation of sketches packed with messy action. The running gag for this film were frequent trips to the newsroom to see the lovely Davina Burnett (20) r... see more |
When snooty Miss X was brought to our studio for a shampoo, she had no idea just what she'd let herself in for. The posh bitch from Windsor is used to having her near waist-length hair worshipped. Instead we tied her up and gave her a stinking sploshing that left her helpless and humiliated on the... see more |
Our supposed schoolgirl Tracie, looking super smart in her uniform, is all ready to be taught her alphabet by the strict Miss Georgina (star of our DVD Mucky Puppies). After all goes well with A (an apple for the teacher), things start to go downhill when Tracie suggests B stands for boys and balls... see more |
The first sketch (and running gag) from Buff Films's last movie "Gooey Girlies" (Buff's demise being caused by the death of cameraman Shaun Kendall) stars busty blonde Rachel Stevens in her best business suit and satin blouse getting covered in almost everything!
in a strangely prescient sketch fo... see more |
Flanorama presenter Amanda introduces Emma (one of the stars of Messy Missies) who by now has become a totally addicted splosher.
After thoroughly soaking her silky outfit in the paddling pool to demonstrate who love of getting wet, Emma sits down in her soaking clothes (to start with) for a truly... see more |
Amanda introduces our documentary Flanorama's Special Report. The sultry Robyn, dressed as a french maid, investigates sploshing by going to a photo shoot. Here she meets Sammy-Jane and Karen Partington in their best satin gowns and gets a lot more than she bargained for.
For a start, her warm we... see more |
Funny, mucky, and very, very rude!
After being chased by the Wicked Witch, Snow White (played by pretty young Scarlett) takes shelter in a cottage she thinks is owned by the seven kindly dwarfs of film fame. But as she falls asleep on the floor, the occupants return with their buckets of different... see more |
Sploshing superstar Louise L'Amour (top model Louise Hodges) demonstrates her obsession with sploshing on anchorwoman Amanda Hughes. First Louise explains how sploshing started for her when she drenched her dress at a party and demonstrates exactly that, soaking her sequin-studded cocktail dress an... see more |
This unreleased comedy classic stars Jo Bache as a drunk connoisseur presenting a show about party food and drink.
Pissed from sampling wine, Jo opens a bottle of champagne which accidentally squirts all over her silky blouse. Liking the fizz on her skin, she pours more of it inside then turns to... see more |
It's dinner time at Gunge Hill school--a parody of 1970s school-based TV series Grange Hil) But Gunge Hill couldn't be more different from that trouble-ridden comprehensive. For a start all the pupils have enormous tits! nd they can't stop fighting with their food!
Busty blonde Karen and her raun... see more |
Undoubtedly the horniest messy film of its time!
After the silliness of some of the shows our slobby channel hopper finds in Messy Missies, he eventually comes to a station with a 1950's-style bbc continuity announcer who is linking into another staple of 50s TV the intermission film. Th... see more |
Two sets of photos for only $6 featuring our very own amazing Hayley! Hayley has worked with Splosh! since it started, mailing out products and doing admin, then after a couple of years she decided she wanted to get messy too! Work and family commitments stopped her for a couple of years but now she... see more |
The finale of 1992's "Sticky Buns:" Samantha-jane "consumer tests" pies using hapless presenter Ophelia Pecker as a stooge, only for it to turn into a classic tit-for-tat pie fight.
After her assistant fails to turn up for the item, Sammy-jane decides that the show's posh presenter Ophelia would... see more |
Presenters Emma and Jo celebrate the end of their first "It's Splatterday" show with a party for all the kids watching, only to find there aren't any! Snooty Jo says it's because the show was too silly and not educational enough, and people don't want slapstick comedy anymore. So Emma decides to pr... see more |
Now mended after a few technical problems on this site!
Our piss-take "epic war film". Ace British pilot Capt Maxine Gigglesworth has crashed her plane and been captured by the nasty Hun. Blindfolded, bound and gagged in genuine wraf uniform, Giggles is "tortured" with foul food into giving away... see more |
In her genuine u.s. Navy suit and blouse and tie, real-life submissive Tigerr "Juggs" Benson is the extremely tolerant star of this two-part "instructional" video for new members of the sas--the Slapstick Air Service, an elite force sent in to handle messy situations around the world. In Part One,... see more |
Part Two of Tigerr Under Fire is all-nude, all-naughty and sweet in every sense!
Our Slapstick Air Service Officer starts by peeling off her sodden, stinking uniform to reveal the incredible jugs that give her her famous nickname not to mention a perfect pussy. Ordered to lie on her back, it is... see more |
Louise Hodges plays Louise L'amour, modeling megastar, describing her life on TV chat show Asshole and Company. In this the last scene of the film, she goes for a meal at her favorite restaurant (Pudding on the Ritz) in her best silk suit only to wind up having a food fight with cheeky satin-uniform... see more |
